The House that Jacked Built

kevin's friend to teach kevin a lesson
who lives in his van she ousted him
for having an opinion about the dog
who killed the neighbor's chickens

kevin's friend to teach the dog
who killed the neighbor's chickens
bought some baby chicks to join their bed
of course the babies soon were also dead
dead bloody yellow chickens
that lay in the house that jacked built

kevin's friend to teach the dog
duct-taped the bloody yellow chickens
yellow bloody fuzzy baby chicks
to the dog's neck

kevin's friend to teach kevin a lesson
who lives in his van she ousted him
for having an opinion about the dog
who killed the neighbor's chickens

he said you can't do that to the dog
it's a dog— a dog with instincts
it's in his nature— it's dog nature, bitch

kevin’s looking for another place
to park his van that he lives in
and I'm thinking Jesus!
at some point I’ve definitely
gotta write a poem about this