Ecoli-Calca-Meter

we’ve finally developed a device
that will record everything!

it captures life now as we know it
it saves it to this humungus
hard drive type unit
and so you can play it back
if you need to
just imagine
no more quibbling
about who did what
we just...rewind
there are a few shortcomings
some sacrifices will have to be made
like, for instance
for every megabyte stored
one day of the future (in energy)
will be given up (for storage)
so the ends
get closer
and closer
to one another
but it's okay
by that time
we will have...